The way you make college more affordable is to stop throwing government subsidies at financing.

Our schools, which are little more than football palaces with libraries attached, should be funded more by tax dollars again, not through mortgaging the futures of teenagers.

Finally, an end to our long national nightmare.

They bought the wrong kinda bike ;)

Is there any bigger pieces of $hit on Earth than tow companies? 

The good part about having a 38 gallon tank is that chances are the transaction ends itself before the tank is even full...

Assuming this is real, it sounds less like they’re falling for it and more like they’re being strong armed. 

This is pure BS. Pumps have a fairly low dollar limit. A few years ago, when filling up a rental vehicle (Lincoln Navigator or something similar), I was able to reach the limit before filling the tank.

 Well yeah, why be exposed to "danger " for 10 minutes pumping gas when you can spend 45 minutes or longer plugged in. 

One of the main tenets of CCW classes is to have heightened situational awareness as well as minimizing exposure to places where you might actually need to shoot someone.

We need a downvote option.

No clue.

Any vaguely talented con artist would chose their mark carefully.

Elon gets free rent in your head.

You can’t brandish a bumper to ward of an attacked.  Firearms work very well in this regard. 

So this guy could get out and shoot people instead of just hitting their cars with a pipe?

He’s driving a Tesla therefore he suckles at the teet oh lord Musk lol.  

Elon Musk. Has to be. Dude’s driving a Tesla.

Another argument for concealed carry (with mandatory training of course).