I feel the same way about people who jump in front of trains or trucks.

[very tangentially unrelated to the article but...] when i was young, like 7-ish, i was walking home with my babysitter from hebrew school and we saw a man jump off the roof (intentionally) and impale himself on a sign pole (presumably unintentionally)... i’ve always felt that killing yourself in that manner is just…

Much like the Grand Canyon, you could see the intensity of my current NOPE face from space.

Good lord. That gets a giant nope from me.