Dinosaurs > Killer robots

Look, everyone..a hipster.

Forget that. I'm never gonna dig him up, never gonna touch that ground. Never gonna grab a spade and exhume him.

Do any of the vanilla media pricks who whinge about Bernie and his machinations ever stop to imagine how dull their column inches would be if Formula One was run by some ethical non-profit-making organization that reinvested the majority of revenues in the sport and the remainder in Eastern European orphanages? Nope.…

Being a Western New York native this makes me a little homesick. When I wasn't an adult with responsibilities who didn't have to drive anywhere, I loved being snowed in. My house had a big fireplace, wear your jammies all day, drink some cocoa, dad doesn't go to work so we watch movies or play games...it was super…

Excellent point re coffee brandy and bus drivers.

Come on, guys. A cameraman just "happened" to be there? We're about two weeks away from having to tolerate a month-long ad campaign featuring Marshawn Lynch, Jason Lynch, and this freaking wallet. If you thought the "Up for Anything" commercials were bad, this one will make you want to punch yourself in the nuts.

No assumptions needed, Marshawn Lynch is just that dude. He hates the media, he keeps to himself. He snubbed the President of the United States of America and then willfully went to the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards, to willfully leap into a vat of slime. To the delight of the children.

That picture sold me on the validity of this story. I can say with near certainty that that is in fact a wallet, and that is in fact a Marshawn Lynch jersey.

We found six bottles of water and have been rationing it.

I laughed out loud every time the bag swings back and just smacks the shit out of the ram. My lord that is a great video.

if this isn't the embodiment of the American male then I don't know what is

Do you think that black people are better listeners than white people? Than Asians? I have not, honestly, seen a particle of difference among races when it comes to being able to listen. Assholes abound, but so do good people.

No one is allowed to use the word in my house. Not even Shaq, whose autobiography I ghostwrote.

"Some of my closest ghostwriting clients are black."