Duke Ellington said about music, "if it sounds good, it is good." The same thing applies to beer. If it tastes good, it is good.

Do you think Eagles video funny? Or do you think Phillyfans. Will Fight?

[challenges #blacksunday hashtag to fight]

Sometimes there's a puppy in the office!

hi its me Bill Simons. Yes I will write the sports stories. Thank you,

it's unlikely Austin reads Deadspin, but if he does: DON'T QUIT & DON'T LET THOSE KIDS WIN.

I clearly didn't make my point the way I intended. My point was that there are varying levels of "bad". Boko Haram laying waste to entire towns and kidnapping/imprisoning hundreds of people, the mass rape of the reporter in Tahrir square, the genocide being perpetrated by ISIS. Those are the types of things I…

Sure. But it does smell like Marlboro Lights.

Greek diner owners in the mid-Atlantic have been making a variation of Cincinnati chili for decades, only it's just used for chili dogs, spaghetti gets nowhere near it, and it actually tastes good instead of the Ohio version, which is probably what rimming Lindsay Lohan tastes like.

Sexual assault is horrific and inhumane.

Poor fool. No matter how much pumpkin he puts in, when the clock strikes midnight, it's just going to turn back into a bowl of hot diarrhea.

Willis felt threatened by Mornhinweg standing over him like he was.

He would probably be one of the 5 best players on the Raiders.

The Jags really should give him a shot.

I wouldn't be surprised if a team gives him a flyer. The amount of RBs this year currently hurt with long recovery injuries is pretty staggering, according to my super scientifically accurate method of going off my fantasy football team having to replace one literally every week this year.

Incidentally, oriental is basically only offensive in North America. In the rest of the world it is exactly the same as the term "Asian".

Indian is the preferred term for most tribes, and is not generally considered offensive or archaic

If black people and Asians start referring to themselves that way and asking the press to use those terms, sure.