From the desk behind us, Tom Ley stares.

Ugh, another health-food hipster.

My grandma, at 93, is blind as a bat and has been so since 1955. My Grandpa used to hide booze and candy in places he didn't think she couldn't feel around for. After he died a few years ago, she confessed that she knew for 5 decades EXACTLY where he hid the Hershey bars (top left of the bathroom cabinet) and Canadian…

generally speaking the conspiracy crowd leans towards the old and white for a very simple reason: people with problems that actually affect their day-to-day lives don't need to invent conspiracies, and people who have the vaguest understanding of what's actually going on don't need to invent conspiracies.

I think this relates to the whiskey truther convo, but contract brewing gets a bad name when the "brewery" doesn't actually exist or make any beer but acts like they do. If I remember, when 21st Amendment started contract brewing w/ Cold Spring they had a big announcement and basically said they did it to get their…

See, what we're really missing here is the vaccine truther (IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, GIVE ME A SECOND!).

Truth is that any large group is terrible at doing things. It's also amazing to me that the political persuasion of most truthers is the same one that believes that the government can't do anything effectively.

Yeah! YUENGLING ROOLZ BUCKO

I knew I was right to suspect Marge. She has a shifty look about her.

Says the guy trying to ruin Yuengling, which may be an even more egregious crime against humanity.

I'm a Truther Truther. Truth is, the government sucks at doing things. The government can't pave a fucking road, much less do a drone strike without incinerating a wedding party in Yemen. What makes you think they can perpetrate massive, decades-long conspiracies? Having worked in government, including at levels where…

All you get is a Twitter follower? For the last three years you could go to Kansas and get coached by Donkeylips from Salute Your Shorts.

why did you have to ruin a reasonable point—not saying i agree with you or even know what the fuck you're ranting about, but it seems plausible at face value and therefore contributes to the conversation—by being an asshole at the end? Take off, hoser.

I would eat this.

I've got another one. A batter is only allowed to call time once per at bat. Nothing annoys me more than when a hitter decides the act of just standing there waiting for the pitcher to throw too mentally taxing and needs a break.

Terrible headline and I'm completely aware of the use of "sons" as a verb.

Totally thought this article was going to be about Jose Bautista's computer savvy progeny taking aim at their dad's critics.

If Hernandez didn't want people to think he was guilty, then he probably shouldn't have murdered that guy.

He went with George and his friends to a night club that evening, but they never got around to discussing Acapulco. George spent most of the time at another table, talking to a promoter about a fight.