luridjester
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luridjester

Slaughter them tasty tasty animals!

I'm going to need you to point to the dark on a person. I have no idea where they're getting punched.

Bewb

I think Jamie just meant that Gandalf wasn't human.

Wish granted. No one dies.

Penis tentacles ATTACK!

Makes me wonder whether no one collects movie posters anymore because they suck, or they suck because no one collects them anymore.

Could be Darth Sidious.

Oh cool. Did not know that.

Blame the marvel writers of the past.

It actually bugged me when I was younger. The guy named Klaw actually only had a Metroid/mega man gun arm.

🥇 so horrible you win first prize.

Ah, ok. Still super bizarro, but it kinda makes more sense.

Poor Tiffany. Always left out.

At this point I want the pee tape to be real and I want it to be released.

Wonder what goes on in the head of a man that believes women are so weak that if they're alone with him they won't be able to control themselves.

Modern unpresidented!

*wood of

I wonder how many mornings Pence wakes up thinking "please God, let today be better." Or "Please God, show me a way out of this shitshow."

Ass long as you use yore you'res right your good to go.