Oh god damn… really? Ugh. I want just one day where this administration doesn't figure out how to slip a spongy turd into my mouth.

Some people just like pissing on corn flakes.

De nada. I started listening to their various podcasts a few weeks ago.

Don't forget that no FOREIGN NATION was involved.

Former CIA director John Brennon:

Horsebear!

Figuratively: the other literally.

Oh damn… that's why she looked familiar.

after a loss like that you will spend every day thinking about, mourning, missing, loving and dreaming about the person who passed.

Hell yes on both counts.

Clever though. In a sadistic kind of way.

I just got a chill remembering those books, and those old games.

No no, still super inappropriate. Sec State sits in for the president. Or hell, anyone in the line of god damned succession.

Paul Ryan isn't going to do a damned thing. He's spineless and only cares about tax cuts.

South Korea is hoping it happens as soon as mother flipping possible.

thou shalt not steal… from christians.

I am so glad that my ear holes are unsophisticated enough to not be able to distinguish any difference between LP, cassette, 8-track, CD, or current preferred digital format.

How? I mean… how?

If you've been dead long enough you stop being "the dead" and start being a museum exhibit.

Horrible, horrible jokes. I still chuckled at some of them.