@Tatterfoal: Because they couldn't find a beach with sand on it.

Send Bob Barker there with his army of 50,000 rescue cats and dogs and let them go at it.

@d0m: I just lost...

Shoots and Ladders.

Darwin.

@AutobahnBurner: Darwin approves of this message.

I always knew the replicator army would be created by Jesus.

@dogmaticequation: That'd make a great kid's cereal.

@Evilsoda: had the Eagles been carrying the ring with them as they were flying into Mordor, they never would have reached the volcano anyway. it would have been like waving your arms up and down shouting

@CandlejackDANZA: And had the Eagles been carrying the ring with them as they were flying into Mordor, they never would have reached the volcano anyway. it would have been like waving your arms up and down shouting

Genetically engineered bacteria that's strong as concrete? Yeah nothing can go wrong with this...

My problem was that if I didn't go turn based and control the healer old lady while controlling my own character all my guys would die. If they can fix/adjust it so I can just let the healer go and no one dies horribly without me babysitting her than I'd be much happier.

I have a simple rule: Do I trust this person to not rob me if I put up "Just bought new computer before my week long vacation to Hawaii."

You had me at Portman in a golden thong. Still pissed that full body nude didn't make it into that one film.

The ACLU should give you a reward.

@SkipErnst: I'm 2.1999 short.. so there.

Don't suite him, hire him!

Well time for me to eat a shoe, I predicted yesterday today's announcement would not be about the Beatles.

@Arcane: This movie and Indepence Day and Fifth Element and Princess Bride were the first movies I bought on DVD. I could watch any of those movies 10x a day and never get bored with them.

Wouldn't the ice melt rather quickly if you're in an environment where snow doesn't exist?