@planetarian: Oh jesus...that's like one of my favorite films and I totoally missed that reference... I'm going to commit internet suicide now.

We're all gonna die!

@DefineStatutory: Nick Cage will fly them by taking off on 3 different occasions from 3 separate runways that are being melted by lava. (Watch 2012 if you don't believe me he doesn't have the prior experience to pull this off)

@sam-i-am: dude, call me, we can make this happen. how does 1M for the script sound? super. Let's do this. I've got Nick Cage lined up already, he's excited. We're talking to Megan Fox and Britney Spears and Madonna's people about playing the love interest. We can get either of those 3 for real cheap.

Scorched Earth.

@becool4ever: ducttape, is there nothing you can't do?

I want to put a bear trap under my passenger seat for the next guy that breaks into my car to look for crap under my seats to steal.

@CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard): Hide the truth surrounded by lies and deception!

@Augureone: they said the same thing people stopped hand counting ballots and used punch cards instead. And yet the world continues to exist.

I hope he finds the person he bought them from originally and gives them $1mil, it's the nice thing to do. Just sell the thing at auction, much easier that way the auction house even takes care of all the taxes and legalities for you.

@seanpat12: Bush purposely made this program happen late in his admin so the dems would be forced to kill it for the bad PR. And if the dems didn't kill it then he could take credit for it later on.

11 seconds is the correct version that will be

@PN - goopplesoft: because they said so

@baconbot: oh god I both hate you and love you at the same time...just like bacon

@Snarktopus: well if your buying tampax you may want the couch....

Just don't wear a red shirt while you go shopping...

@Spaatz: you pulled a MacGyver where you start making the bomb but leave out a few key ingredients...

@Augureone: they said the same thing people stopped hand counting ballots and used punch cards instead. And yet the world continues to exist.

@Augureone: they said the same thing people stopped hand counting ballots and used punch cards instead. And yet the world continues to exist.

@Augureone: they said the same thing people stopped hand counting ballots and used punch cards instead. And yet the world continues to exist.