Remember the coal mining kids?

To quote TTOMO: DAAAAAAAMN.

Way to multitask, Towelie!

No, you could also use it acceptably in a crazily censored version of De La Soul's fifth single.

All My Friends will not be seeing this movie.

Hate to be that guy, but I think it's spelled "grisly" in this context.

So the lesson of the movie is — make all checks payable to "CASH"!

Bitchcakes, you have both made my day and saved me 108+ minutes of my life.

Nah, listen to Fear — Let's Start A War!

Not just personally… but BIBLICALLY, hmm hmm?

THE MUPPET SHOW, however, was also AWESOME.

Can someone please
Cockpunch Jeremy Piven, follow it up with a blow to the head with some heavy, blunt object, and cap it off with a good old fashioned curbing?

She and Paul Stanley (sans makeup) do look an awful lot alike.

And then it all starts again, Oxperiment.

Hello… he said he wanted me to give this to you.

Time for a Husker Du quote!

You banged her in 2006, remember?

It can now!

Someone out there
Is still voting up the Tyra-centric definition of "smize" on urbandictionary.

Send 'em to prison; the other inmates will take care of the destruction.