I think we can all agree that Clowns just fucking suck, though.

Abstinent, Fuckfest!

Showgirls 2: The Siliclone Wars

Welcome to die!

Mongo, your highs are others' lows. You're harshing my mellow, man.

That clip could have used Lil' Jon and his Pimp Chalice.

Nancy Grace cannot be killed by anything short of a tactical nuke, and even then success is not guaranteed.

She's more of an earthbound harpy than a succubus.

That's some powerful suckage, considering some of Meth's other questionable decisions.

Have you seen Durst recently? He's starting to look like Michael Chiklis.

Malin Ackerman, and she's flicking her bean while doing so.

Community could work at 8 — it's more heart-warming than the other shows, which echoes what Earl used to be like before it devolved in the Scientology HappyFunTime 1/2 hour.

Someone's already trying to trademark "Frugalista" — "Fashionista" is just the type of a suffix nightmare iceberg.

Diva, the French movie, is what I focus on when I hear the word abused in this fashion.

I like Fluevogs, in the rare styles when they're wide instead of narrow, but it will be a long time before I can afford a new pair.

Maybe they could make the line of handbags OUT of the Lohans — built-in scarcity FTW!

For extra fun, check out the Senor Coconut version of "Smooth Operator"!

All kidding aside, I will be sure to listen to "Blow at High Dough".

I throw up my hands at separating the threads in the causality of it all and regard it as an Ouroboros.

Look at those fucking hipsters
Nuzzling up there.