See that look he's giving, up there?
He's watching his career hightail it off into the wild blue yonder.

How are you coming along in coping with your hipsterhood?

You can't grow out your (sure-to-be-glorious) mustache because you are ambivalent about your hipsterhood, if not your sexuality, TinaSomething.

Monkey Shines
If you're not too jaded, or like good bad movies, definitely see Monkey Shines.

*he = my friend who insists on telling me about every comic book adaptation that Hollywood is slated to fuck up, not Modell.

Exactly, Modell
The Requiem thing is the same point I brought up when he called me with this news last night. Is Condon a good enough actor's director to get Wayans to give a good performance? Or will we get Dungeons & Dragons (which would be awesome with Pryor, but that's another story).

Yeah, just a once-a-week Buzzkill, Sean? It'd be too deliciously ironic to make us quit your Buzzkills cold turkey in a post about a 12 Step Music Fest. I don't think the universe could handle it. It might create a singularity.

One of my friends swears that I look like Jemaine.

Ah, the NY Times, where 3 anecdotes constitutes a "trend".

I knew I could count on you guys.

If you're Canadian, wallrock, you're just doing your national duty.

I prefer, "Diva Lohan, Professional Dina" myself.

LA to Chicago, western male.

Hey, and it rhymes!

Only goofy yogis, Sheltie.

Smize/smeyes
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Hey, we all either watch, or read recaps of ANTM, so this is a no-embarrassment zone.

I took it to mean that he's a twat, and he married a superficial twat.

His wife sounds charming. She should have dinner with Chabon's wife.

I think he needs a better editor.