Yeah, but just to you, Chartex, not to our Fearsome Overlords.

I, too, agree with SimpleGreen. Things change. Human nature doesn't. In general.

Ugh
Going from Williamsburg to Silver Lake? For fuck's sake.

I heard his father had an Affair.

Oh, the Aussies who loved to dump on the US that I met in Tokyo were just *delightful*. Real paragons of forward-thinking.

I think "As always, I lobbied hard for the role" should be Nabin's new sign-off for these Variety dregs. It would add a note of pathos, which could veer into bathos with careful management.

Ugh. Seeing an AV Club orgy would drive me to a life of celibacy.

It's actually Voigt-Kampff (or VK for short, and spelled "Voight-Kampff" in the movie), as I am sure Rachel will tell us.

Was that The Curious Case of the Bogarted Poppers?

@somethingclever: Yeah, Spike & Mike's was where I first saw it. Wasn't it the last feature on the bill? If not, it should've been — pretty much impossible to top it.

Nia Vardalos sucks and incites in me a hatred out of all proportion to either her lack of talent or my exposure to her work.

Great!
Now do the same thing for PASSIONS.

Black people are ALWAYS photoshopped in.

Limbaugh's also looking to buy the Rams, in case anyone still needed an excuse to mock them.

(Owen Wilson puts on a Hitler mustache and goose-steps out.)

"We remain, as always, somewhat ashamed of our chubbie."

Ha! I wrote "narrative" while discussing a Friday The 13th movie.
Pfft. That's nothing. Next time, write about the "Mise-en-scene" without lizzing.

Norman's bald. :(

Pam Grier = nerdgasm.

Richard Pryor, Minister of Education
Stevie Wonder, Secretary of FINE arts
And Miss Aretha Franklin, the First Lady