The twist is, King Bastard's dick is smellier than Adrian Grenier's.

I'd love to see a Planescape movie. God that game is so good.

Steely Dan is my urbane jazz-rock soundtrack of choice.

I liked her rant where she talked about having to play with toxic sex toys, as if that earned her cred.

Orlando kicks ass in the newest League of Extraordinary Gentleman. He/She gets to wield Excalibur!

5. Stuff I like, AV Club has never fucking heard of and won't review (e.g., Kingdom of Loathing, UA, etc.)

Jimmy Cliff
Hollies
ABBA
Donna Summer (WITH Giorgio Moroder)
Chantels

Holy shit, you didn't faint! Quick, let's away to Gropecunt Lane to celebrate!

Fuck it, let's butcher her and cook her up a la The Cook, The Thief…

She would touch your pet hedgehog inappropriately when she thought no one was looking.
She would go into your bedroom to "look for her coat", find the lube, and spill it all over the floor.

Bitch got a fivehead and a push-up bra.

Fuck that. Everyone should just fuck everyone until we're all lovely shades of brown.

O'Neal is afraid of Legionnaire's Disease.

Hooray, a rallying point for the nascent movement known as EverythingSucksism!

Live well. Die clean.

I'm cold and there are wolves after me!

Allston Cafe (formerly Herrell's, suck it you hateful bitch) occasionally has a very kick-ass malted vanilla among their flavors. Malted chocolate, too. Both are awesome.

God, I would love to see a Plugz reunion show!

I want to use Tropicamide while I am tripping.

I am going to listen to Chill Out. If all you know of KLF is 3 AM, definitely check out that album and get ready to get horizontal.