Or a fire elemental.

I am snarking the shit out of this article!

Eidetic imagery! What a hook!

Dude, lay off the PCP. We're worried about you.

That's the way of the world.

I want to be the slutty drunk sorority girl who totally makes out with another girl — not because I am exploring my sexuality, but because I am a sad shell-doll, an empty vessel who can only elicit attention from men (and I only care about men, because Daddy was soooo distant) by acting out their retarded fantasies.

THREE powers: she's also a midget pixie brownie elf leprechaun!

Where's Burl? He could school those baritsu fools, ha ha!

Yeah, instead of vivid crimsons, all you get is black & white.

She had a good tune on Disco Not Disco Vol. 1
"Walking On Thin Ice" was a good tune — good enough to precede Liquid Liquid!

Shannon did it. She's mad at you because you never let her take you out for curry after you got your futon.

::snickers::

But the stealth sections were kind of annoying.

I got it for $7 for the PS2. A seriously awesome game.

District 9 was fantastic. I look forward to the sequel.

1. Yes

There are more relationships in heaven and earth, teadoust,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Thanks for pointing that out, i.f.! I remember it now. I guess I have to re-evaluate Stanley.

Well Alex, that's because you're a SAUSAGE-FINGERED FREAK!!!

This episode was my favorite of the evening — I liked it better than The Office, Community or the SNL special.