That's an odd term for massaging someone's testicles … waggle the chandeliers indeed.
That's an odd term for massaging someone's testicles … waggle the chandeliers indeed.
No.
My god, The Craft. My girlfriend recently took revenge on me for my screenings of Manos: The Hands of Fate, Troll 2, Showgirls, etc. by making me watch The Craft.
You shot the invisible swordsman!
I love Casey Kasem's rant in that Negativland song. Oh those Berkeley pranksters!
That was awesome. Now I have TWO things to thank you for, toaster!
That's because they were both smized at an impressionable age.
Tyra randomly poops herself. In public.
We also defined "smeyes" the same way, just to be sure. Suck it, Tyra!
My girlfriend loves this show. I usually just read Amelie's recaps, but I watched it with her last night. In-fucking-sane.
Die of cancerAIDS of the Smeyes.
Anyone else looking forward to Zombieland? The trailer cracks me up.
Sine yo pity on the runny kine — do a what what in the butt.
The self-loathing copywriter might be, but her asshat bosses and the shithead client sure aren't.
Not for old-school country. Music Row shit, maybe.
Definately not for turd burgling. We poop thieves prefer the Nancy comic strip, and all the fecal nabber neophytes wear 'manginas'.'
Stop thinking. Grab that boob.
As an Independent, I can now vote in the primaries in Massachusetts.
Surfing With The Alien
Rarely has an album with a cover so awesome disappointed me so much.