YOAH QOAHTAHBACK WHINZ DAWT CAWM

“We have confidence the NFL and the Patriots will step in and end this behavior.”

Are we not using “sweaty” and “wet” anymore? Good column, nonetheless.

I’m seeing people complaining that this gets Tomlin “a pass” for this year...

Blessed be the time I can root for this team with a clear(er) conscience.

Given that saints bitching gave us reviewable PI or non PI....fuck the saints.

I’ll pistolwhip the next guy who says shenanigans!

wait...there are places that still advertise with a seven-digit phone number?

You can write, brother.

Tom Brady - Trump supporter

“he’s a little eccentric or whatever”

lol yes lets sign someone and then suspend him for missing practice so we can shoot ourselves in the foot. And yet, he’s going to play Monday. (that is, until he has a problem with the vending machines and calls out the team). Insane the mind-gymnastics involved to miss the common thread in every single bit of AB…

How long can Deadspin ignore the fact that AB is at fault here? The over/under currently stands at 4 insane outbursts....

Immeeen, he had Blake Bortles throwing to him. In any case, you make it sound like the Steelers think Moncrief is better at football than AB and made that particular move in a vacuum. Which they don’t. He decided he wasn’t going to play for the Steelers anymore. The Steelers, despite having him under a legal contract,…

And yet, Moncrief will be playing this week.

Brown almost killed a kid with furniture and was accused of DV, so I’m not sure what point you’re making here. AB is a fuckhead, so is Ben. Both things can be true.

Let’s see if we can make this about anything except AB’s jackassery, because Ben, Goodell, Gruden, Mayock. - Deadspin, probably.

Yeah but I have a hard time believing anyone could be as obnoxious as Pats fans.

cause this is deadspin. No one likes when there’s more than one asshole. Wait...that sounded bad.

That’s a long drive home with torrential diarrhea.