Need some cream?

That second goal. Holy God.

Police stayed there for 5 hours? Can’t imagine that’s even close to standard.

My ears barfed hoagies at the way you pronouce “Minnesota”

None of these things are bad! He is going to get prison justice, and I couldn’t be less troubled by it.

Why? Cause some drunk dude on a horse yelled that the british were coming? Like they wouldn’t have found out anyway!

You guys need to stop writing side pieces for ESPN.

Place to work sucks. An exclusive.

ugh with this headline

Excellent post.

Because they cheated.

CHIP got funded for 6 years as a result of the deal, though, unless I’m reading it wrong.

Here’s my take. There’s no massive conspiracy by the league to tell the refs which way to call a game BUT it’s very conceivable that the refs have money on a game or are being paid off by the mob/gamblers. Don’t tell me that it can happen in the NBA with Donaghy and not in the NFL where calls can be just as arbitrary…

Unless he wants to do a QB sneak.

Management never built on the Pirates’ narrow, three-year window of winning—a run that of course coincided with the success of in-division rivals like the Cubs and Cardinals.

“even as a Pats fan...

Dying! So good.

Is Rax still around?

Thank you for keeping me from reading that shit. I tried, but I kept reading his whiny-ass writing in his whiny-ass voice. Worse than Costanza talking about risk management.

Having a team where 24-year-olds are encouraged to watch boobs and drink and gamble at places that never close is a good strategy too.