F Bettman

Joakim Noah should have gone to that West Point dinner. There. I said it. Don’t tell the other CYBERMARXISTS on the Deadspin staff.

The quality has hired a pedophile for a pitchman.

Thank you.

The league should invoke the “act like you’ve been there before” rule....

LOL

This game literally did not matter. At all. Pirates eliminated, Cubs with division clinched.

There is a college or two there, I think.

Fuck the Red Sox.

They are but there are definitely some redneck golf fans. They have money but never forgot who their sister was.

Counterpoint: ....

it’s weird that the scientist is interviewed in a cemetery.

a significant disadvantage in a tournament where many teams pack their rosters with professional American players who have questionable ties to the nations they represent.

Grilli is a turd. Take it from a Pirates fan. No one was sorry to see him go. Now as far as Bautista, Martin and Happ...dammit.

Post took these pictures.

Did Nietzsche really say that? No wonder he was so lonely. 

This is the best broadcast team in sports.

hahah he hit him! shoulda been perfect.

Let’s split hairs once we lose an argument! By Jokepoliceburner.

it’s because he’s a nice guy. He was as roided up as the rest of them