You are so dumb.

Notice how you have no stars.

I’ll be whatever number for a guy that kicks in a door to someone else private space.

Aliens.

Oh wait you’re serious.

This is by far the most realistic response, I’ve read some intense studies on the basis of anonymity a number of non offending people who are attracted to children really struggle with their desires, and know its wrong, and in the end really don’t wanna hurt anyone, but they can’t find treatment because they are so…

Are you expecting a real answer to this from of all places a Jezebel comments sections? Wow, good luck to you, though I’d suggest reading actual studies.

Fuck you.

Hm, I mean without a doubt the ocean is totally gonna murder the hell out of all of it’s wives, because obviously the ocean is a dude.

I will, and so should you if you are actually against the death penalty.

Yea there is, take a stand like a human being with an opinion of their own instead of being a total spineless individual such as yourself. I 100% never will support the death penalty, and I think it shows their true colors as “christians” that they would support it. The state should never have the power to kill for…

:( But...but...I was gonna do so much trading...

I feel you.

Not silly, I was so fucking looking forward to this, it was right when my term ended, straight staying inside, getting stoned, and discovering new plants, and animals, becoming a bad ass rogue trader! I’m so sad inside.

FUCK EVERYTHING! FUCK YOU! FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK! WTF!

She was, and it sounded like something she did regularly, this was a light as hell representative warning at best, two minutes in cuffs...maybe she will learn her lesson.

What’s the problem he explained himself perfectly as far as I’m concerned, this woman doesn’t seem to understand how a courtroom works. Talk about banging your head against the wall trying to get what you want, seriously, this seems like a long running problem with her, so this is a light form of what a judge could do…

“Hey, what about the tents, and the booze, and...uh everything bro?”

I just wanna see one where they actually look dirty from you know living in the wasteland...

The Trailer Park Boys themed one was my favorite.