Simone, whatever he tells you that’s not a balance beam.

My dog ignores weed, but once ate a few grams of hash that had fallen off the table. I found her basically catatonic and shaking, covered in her own urine. Had to drive half an hour to an emergency vet at like 2am. I had to personally call some poison control number (you have to pay for the consult) and tell them how…

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You still didn’t tell me what time the game starts.

Also, from http://deadspin.com/superstar-freshman-dennis-smith-jr-went-ballistic-on-d-1791547021. Note time stamp:

Does not compute

It’s lunchtime you asshole.

Also the best soccer quote of all time.

And no matter how many times Seth Curry pushed the reset button, he kept coming back as Seth Curry.

Is there a similar button for government?

You’re actually all wrong about the copyright law and rebroadcasting. If what you were all saying were to be true, then anybody with a DVR who wanted to record a game, and watch it later, would be completely unable to do so. The games would simply be blocked from being recorded, because of these…

LOL fuck no.

Its existence has not been illegal since 1984's Sony v. Universal Studios.

That language is nonsense garbage. An NFL broadcast is subject to U.S. copyright law, period.

The verbiage is meaningless. Just because the NFL says it’s the case doesn’t make it true. And regardless of whether it’s there, this is a copyrighted work that would be illegal to air (even its existence is illegal).

I remember when they changed the video that they play when this audio plays from ending with Barry Sanders to ending with Donovan McNabb. That was kind of weird.