I’ve gotta say, if you’re gonna get a bland CUV/Crossover/Small SUV type vehicle, you can’t go wrong with a Subaru.

Why is Subaru Such a Hit?

I want to drive across country (NY to CA) at some point in my life. Start at the “goat trail” Bear Mountain where I grew up driving;

Eat a Snickers, Ballaban.

The Wrangler...Not all of us want a $45K Rubicon. I see a need for a return to a YJ sized bare bones Wrangler. Keep the JK size for the mall crawlers and let a small number of us get back to basics.

so many poop jokes

That’s clever! I certainly wouldn’t expect a truck like that to be hauling anything but the usual:

“I didn’t ask. It hasn’t been functioning since I bought it”

2nd gear:

Ahh, the internet. Without it, I think Microsoft Excel would have failed as a product, its use is so opaque. When is it a comma and when is it a colon, and more importantly, in 2015 WHY DO I HAVE TO FUCKING KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!

Was so excited when this rolled out yesterday. 3D touch is great for apps that involve news consumption (ie, Reeder and TweetBot), and Split View on my iPad Air 2 is actually really great, as it allows me to do my usual Reeder workflow, which is to open a bunch of links up in Safari tabs and them read them later when…

Please, talk to someone in the Army first. They suck. The only way you can operate one is with the entire military industrial complex behind you to fix and replace them constantly. We had some that would break down without ever leaving the motorpool.

I wanted a Hummer when I first heard about this. Then I started looking at Gov Planet and thats when I discovered this badboy:

Way back in the day, my brother an I were flying from my Mom’s house in L.A. to Denver to see my Father for the holidays. We were on Braniff (see I told ya - way back in the day), and flying unaccompanied even though my brother was 10 and I was 6, when we were caught in a horrible winter storm. The pilot was good…

Late-70’s Dodge Aspen.

Hot wheels/Matchbox/Random Die cast

Correction: Buying an affordable car doesn’t mean buying new anymore. New cars have become out-of-reach for many people.

I don’t know about the folks in your neighborhood, but I sure as hell wouldn’t want to piss off a rodent smart enough to use the internet, drive a car, maintain a career, and function in a society full of humans. No sir. Not even anonymously. That’s how you get your genitalia bitten off in your sleep.

This past year, I had to be in Detroit for work the weeks before and after Valentines day. For various reasons, I hadn't spent Valentines with the lady in a few years so I really wanted to make it home even though the few others that had to attend both weeks stayed. I was able to leave on V-day around noon and I'd…