That headder photo is a tad creepy. It looks like the figure behind the girl in the wedding dress is a reflection from a mIrror until you realise….IT DOESN'T HAVE A HEAD!

"…drawing quotations of ’80s pop culture (video arcades, snobs vs. slobs comedies, flirting TV couples in the Moonlighting and Cheers vein, David Hasselhoff) directly into the plot…."

Yup. Abrahams is certainly a talented movie maker but he does have a tendency to make his ‘supposed’ cold-hearted characters a tad over emotional.
Spock gets way too upset and over-emotional in the Star Trek movies. Any as you so well said, Kylo Ren is just a walking teenage tantrum throughout the whole of Force…

Could bog body removal be referred to a 'turfing out'?

I just assumed it was the mother of all landscape painting.

American Schmigolo?

The whole of Ronin just felt like one big chase scene. Could you be a little more specific?

Alt-Disney?

7:35 en la Mañana is such a damn good short.

Breast augmentation surgery?

Sorry about this but when I look at that photo of him on the book cover, all I can think of is:
“My name is Iñigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

Ready your costumes and perform heartily. FOR TONIGHT WE ACT IN HELL!

I dunno about that.
A culture is often reflected in the written language and I’ve never seen a hieroglyph of one ancient Egyptian headbutting another one.

Doesn't he look a bit like a Spanish Jim Jeffries?

You doubt that Nacho has a twisted sense of humour?
Chesck this out:

Easy to explain: "They're Australians, Son."

Yeah and when are they going to finally make that Realm of the Roaches adaptation?

Yup. I especially enjoyed when she did a pirouette on her skates but her head stayed in exactly the same place.

Sorry but that title makes it sound like a whacky comedy about domestic abuse.

Make Bavaria Great Again?
It does have a kinda ring to it.