I prefer to imagine Emma Thompson jamming a fork into his jugular.

I feel like it should be noted in here that he was still married to Marla Maples during this time period.

Or the saddest short story in the world which is only six words long—

So basically, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are that couple that you remove from your Facebook feed because they won’t shut up about how much they lurve each other. Celebrities, they’re just like us!

Can we just kill this entire movie instead?

Brett Ratner said “I think [RottenTomatoes] is the destruction of our business.”

If we can’t have Roger Ebert anymore, I don’t want anyone. Rotten Tomatoes hasn’t ever failed me.

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are the undisputed champs of over-sharing. I know more about baby Luna than my own child.

Great minds! I just posted below:

Brett Ratner thinks RottenTomatoes is ruining Hollywood, is wrong.

And because they all want to fuck over the only black president, they’ll probably find some way, some how to pass it in the end just so it won’t be his legacy even though the ACA was too much of a Republican compromise as it is.

Trump to House Republicans: “Stop trying to hurt Americans more than I want to hurt Americans, or your punishment will be to help Americans.”

Never stop reminding Republicans that they had 7 years to come up with a replacement. 7 years.

verrrrry interesting to consider that a poll came out today saying that only 17% of Americans aprove of this stupid thing anyway

how you gonna threaten me with a gift, don?

It’s not entirely irrational - not until the utility of a children was slapped down and the biggest benefit was satisfying a biological imperative of parents to procreate in addition to being entertaining at times. Back when you could harness the labor of your children, the benefits column penciled out a bit more…

NOPE. So glad I listened to my inner me, which told me I was not a parental person. Smartest decision I ever made.

Is there a way to live-redact what he says, with like a foghorn or something?

And I don’t want to hear a voice that reminds me that the actor thinks my race is inherently violent and criminal.

I would like to remind everyone that this is not censorship and that Playtonic as a private business has the right to express itself as they see fit. If they do not wish to include voice work by a controversial figure in their video game that is well within their right. Jon’s free speech was not violated in any way…