disqualified following rumors of intimidation tactics and a failure to disclose financial information

I love how republicans tell the rest of us to grow up, but then they take time out of their super important jobs to weight in on a college election that doesn’t really matter.

Literally all I keep thinking

Why he even bring the thunder.

It makes me wonder sometimes why I even bring the thunder.

[comment consisting of nothing but heavy breathing]

That’s actually sort of romantic...Unlike dialing and harassing random women, which is just...gross.

Story time!

Why are these men so desperate?

If they don’t answer on Tinder though, I have to be able to force women to talk to me somehow, right? Right?!?

It was my exboyfriends name in my phone when we were dating. Maybe I shouldn’t have been dating a guy who I thought was shit?

Happy to see the broccoli emoji. At this point, the grocery list my husband and I text each other contains all emojis except for broccoli. It’s just awkward to have a tidy little list of emojis...and broccoli.

“person in a sauna”

Same. Those two and DirtBag were my favorites. Now we only have DB left and it’s being limited every few months.

Please bring back Midweek Madness - I need the mindless distraction on Wednesdays,

His whole steez is SO OTT, but then he gets all down on the floor and says sweet nothings to cats and I’m like, damn, this guy is the greatest. What a sweet pea.

I figure ‘My Cat from Hell’ is just the TV equivalent to click bait.

I feel like Dodai did this consistently. Miss Dodai.

Mine’s two cats. Honestly I think they’re out of my league but apparently they aren’t picky if you feed them.