Thanks. Yeah, we’ve had red male Maine coons for years so I hear those big water cat complaints! Red girls are nortoriously smart, as opposed to the red males who are usually pretty goofy. I think my red girl was part Siamese or Oriental shorthair, so skinny, chatty, and a little swipey (an oriental shorthair was my…

no no no no, you made perfect sense, i was riffing off the sentiment in your post....don’t question yourself!

That’s genius. Someone go put that in the style guide.

Brad’s sculpture is definitely the Phoenix rising out the ashes right? All the divorcing hollywood dad’s think they are phoenixes.

says something to the effect of “would bang”

I’m surprised that he admitted to being a necrophile, because Nicki is still dead.

I’m surprised that he admitted to being a necrophile, because Nicki is still dead.

I can picture what the label would be like and everything!

I always sing his name in my head when I read it. Making him even douchier.

You’ve gone soft.

I could have used Jackson Galaxy with my last cat. She was a gorgeous terror. Really beautiful and super smart red girl, but a complete bitch. 13 glorious/horrible years with her. Had to put her down last year, and I miss her everyday. Now I have two black and white boys who are kind and gentle and a little stupid…

of course.

I was wondering for a second if Jackson Galaxy was a brand of beer.

Is that not how you found your partner in life? Simply picked one you liked out, informed them you were single, and took them home?

Am I the only one who can’t read Jason Derulo’s name without mentally singing it and then following it with “ayyyy, Deluca Heights”? Or is it just because he had like four songs that got repeated all the time when I was in high school that everyone would play on repeat?

so that’s all it takes to date a woman? your availability?

It’s a pissing contest with dire consequences.

Here’s the issue my husband believes (like literally believes) we are at 50/50 when in reality it’s more like 90/10 and it blows my mind. What was even more revealing is I tried to create a chore chart/list to create a more equal workload but so many items I was like “he won’t do that right” or “this looks like he’s…

Because a lot of dudes literally don’t see or understand the full scope of the work as a result of socialization. Women see the unequal distribution of household labor because they’re the ones doing the work. It’s like how white people don’t see white privilege because they’re the ones with the privilege. People of…

You read Jezebel.