He has mistaken being a social pariah for being persecuted. He probably found out that they did a lotto for who has to sit next to him at award ceremonies.

Ha! My favorite part of this is the long red tie. He’s such a moronic schmuck.

There was the very liberal Jimmy Kimmel, not attacking, not ridiculing, not even joking about Tim Allen’s politics - and Tim Allen projects a judgement that wasn’t even suggested. Kimmel was being a perfectly congenial host. So again, where is the perceived persecution? In Tim Allen’s head.

It’s easy to support trump and his shitshow, when nothing he says, does or puts into law affects you in any way. Nothing. So yeah, in that case sure make America Great Again.

I’ve just realised that Al - portrayed as a pathetic loser in the 90s - could easily be identically written in 2017 as the romantic lead.

Those mean liberals won’t allow him to work in Hollywood. Oh wait - he’s got a low rated weekly shitcom that ABC inexplicably keeps on their schedule. So what, now, was he bitching about?

Good. I’m just glad I’m not crazy.

It’s just a fact that the cult of victimology is the core of what these people call “conservatism.” They couldn’t get up in the morning if it weren’t for their passionate conviction that they’re being persecuted and discriminated against.

My dad can drive a tank. He, too, is an old man like Tim Allen. My dad is also about as pink as a person can get without being outright communist. So, driving tanks is not an exclusive special conservative manly skill. The only difference besides politics between Tim Allen and my dad is that my dad did not ever get…

I work in Hollywood, and there is a small group of white famous conservatives who donate to the same PAC and spew this same old shit. They’re rich and completely cut off from the rest of the country. Also, they are generally dicks in every way. Tim Allen is apparently part of that crowd.

Okay, but Amy Adams and Isla Fisher do look alike, right?

Sesame Street has the sweet, sweet HBO money now. If CTW funding goes under, just expect more dragons and robot hookers.

This is a very positive development, but if we’re trying to save Children’s Television Workshop shouldn’t they introduce the first Tea Party/Breitbart Comment Section muppet? Ya know- throw ‘em a bone? Oscar the Grouch and Sam the Eagle (I know, I know- Muppet Show) are practically limousine liberals at this point.

So this is why the fucks in DC want to kill PBS...

It goes the other way too. My wife is a red head and she and her sister looks almost exactly the same (almost twinlike), but because of her sister’s hair is black people don’t recognize it and will insist upon some random red head rather being related.....

The general public can’t tell redheads apart. Or they assume we’re all related.

I hate his music, personally, but he’s a couple of hit songs including that one right now about Chinese buffets and making out in cabs. Paris Hilton didn’t do anything.

Senate Democrats have threatened a government shutdown if this idiot plan proceeds.

This poor, poor redheaded child. To some (idiots), all redheads look like each other. My brunette mother tells me constantly that her cousin’s kid and my daughter are “twins,” when the only common thread between them are their freaky mutated genes and translucent skin. I’ve also been told that my daughter is my…