She’s probably already had that a few times. It’s just not in the press.

This is not a job. Getting up every day and going somewhere and waiting 8 hours until you can come home again and take your bra off is a job.

It’s almost like this is their job.

Seems too direct. Decent insult, but I’m going with not shade.

Their egos might be to big, but I don’t blame them for being scared to go outside. Nothing is scarier than an obsessed 14 year old girl. Hence the hyena comparison.

We don’t know that it was’t Ivanka. What if it wasn’t superfandom but rather Ivanka wanted to rope them into some ghastly promotional deal for a cologne or sneakers or something and 1D knew what was up?

Surprise twist: it was 30-year-old Ivanka all along. Probably.

The only thing surprising about this story is that he did anything at all for the non-Ivanka daughter.

No way. Tracy Flick was flawed but intelligent. And her whole thing was she was filled with indignant rage that someone less qualified and capable than her was about to be elected. Whereas Conway helped that happen.

Or you could call it dressing, either is fine by me.

I make vegetarian pan stuffing. Or you could call it dressing, either is fine by me. It doesn’t look like this!

Have you also noticed how “Bill Belichick” is an anagram for “I suck Satan’s cock”? Eerie.

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

I also love that after considering the Kellyanne-Elle hybrid for the Supreme Court or as president, she suggested that she could be in prison.

That’s what I thought as well. I’m sure it’s safe as hell compared to what she’s been raised with.

She’s finally getting an education too. God, can you imagine what kind of life she’s had that she feels free in prison? Just being able to talk to people and make friends and not have to carry on such a massive charade must be such a relief. I don’t condone murder of course but I’m also not sure she would have ever…

And, apparently Gypsy is doing well in prison.

The article in Buzzfeed by Michelle Dean, Gawker alum and consistently great writer, is a must read. But I’m not sure I can take the documentary. The whole thing is so fucking sad.

I cooked for a group of my friends several years ago

Whatever it is, it belongs on http://someoneatethis.tumblr.com/