Or they could just get someone else? I mean, she’s a legend who’s created some amazing albums, and her prowess at shade is unmatched. She’s also an entitled, unprofessional, unpredictable mess at this point in her career. I’m sure there’s a line of people who’d love this gig.

That seems like a good summary of his career in Congress. Worked a lot better when his party was in the minority than now, when it has a very slim majority. Now that they’re only two seats up, I don’t think any of them will get away with that in 2018.

If RINOs come back in style, I think they’ll want a relatively clean slate. Maybe Ben Sasse types will have a chance, but I think they’ll want new names. I think that will especially be the case if the predicted blue wave happens and a bunch of nobody Democrats are elected in 2018.

Lots of people won’t. But if anyone ever tries it again, it will have to be someone who’s not affiliated with this current Congress and who’s maybe not involved in national politics at the moment.

I think they’re fairly sincere about the racism. The people who they’re distributing upwards to are white, and they don’t want to increase the number of people they have to share with. The NFL drama and the jokes that the tax bill wasn’t intended to help Steph Curry rile up the masses, but I think that most of these…

Oh, I remember Sally Rogers from watching that show on Nick at Night as a little girl. I was too young to pick up on the husband-hunting bit as being dated or sexist. I remember thinking of the character as funny and nice, and I envied her tabby cat.

Appreciate how lucky you are!

I’m not even sure his seat is all that safe. I think he needs to spend some time getting excited about the prospect of a lobbying career in six years. He has kids to send to college, after all. Maybe that will comfort him as he slowly realizes no one respects him.

Racism, yes. Guns and abortions matter a great deal to Republican voters, but I don’t believe for a second that the politicians they elect think of them as anything but ways to shill for votes. Paul Ryan would would sign up as a Planned Parenthood escort in minutes if he thought that would get him support for his…

I have some sympathy for the ill-informed and self-deluded. I’m not so inclined to make excuses for the people who are willing to sell out the “them” for a little bit more for “us” when the stakes are this high. I’m not sure if I’d go so far as calling someone evil, but there’s something very ugly at the heart of…

He’s got the best paws. Huge and fluffy on both sides with those cute little bean toes. Unfortunately, his starter family never got him used to having his paws touched, so I can’t trim his claws let alone touch his feet. Oh well!

Holiday season is rough, am I right? I think we should all feel good about ourselves for making it this far, or at least I’m pretty proud.

Rubio for K Street 2022

I was going to say, “Well, his term isn’t up until 2022,” but then I realized you mean the presidency.

Marco Rubio spent weeks crying about tax credits for children, had enormous negotiating leverage, voted for the bill anyway, then posted some sanctimonious Bible verses and went back to posing as a compassionate conservative, whatever that even means.

There’s something wonky going on around the neckline, and again around the seam at the waist.

You guys did a list of things you’re not going to be mad about anymore recently, and I think this and other dumb shows like it will be mine. It’s silly consumerist trash, but it doesn’t look like they’re preying on people the way Dr. Phil or The Biggest Loser do. If some people want to get some free vision correction…

This will be my first sober one as well. I’ll be with you in spirit. Hopefully you’re not sick, and that you have a blast at the dance party.

To be fair, that was my choice of word, and I don’t know how many of them would call themselves that.

The same thing applies to half the things hipsters like. And, I mean, there’s nothing wrong with liking those things. There are some things to be said in favor of having a smaller house, and cabins can be fun, and some of the other trends they’re ripping off are fun. But it’s kind of sketchy to give it a new name and…