Would Modest Mouse's "Lounge" count? There's certainly more going on in the song, but it is ostensibly about getting some.

yes.

"Keep Yourself Warm" by Frightened Rabbit provides a nice twist to the one-night-stand-song, methinks.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

It's a conspiracy perpetrated by climate changer deniers to prevent impressionable kids from being brainwashed by the liberal climatologists and glaciologists.

It's a conspiracy perpetrated by climate changer deniers to prevent impressionable kids from being brainwashed by the liberal climatologists and glaciologists.

I'm terribly sorry, but I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't watch this show.

I'm terribly sorry, but I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't watch this show.

Winger just can't keep it in his pants, can he?

Winger just can't keep it in his pants, can he?

My freshman year of college, I marathoned the entire series of Scrubs (even the Scrubs that wasn't Scrubs) in about three weeks.

My freshman year of college, I marathoned the entire series of Scrubs (even the Scrubs that wasn't Scrubs) in about three weeks.

Hey thanks man!

Hey thanks man!

I just picked up about four DFW books the other day, am currently reading The Crying of Lot 49 (forgive me, I do not know how to italicize) and I have Don DeLillo's White Noise sitting right here on my desk staring at me…

I just picked up about four DFW books the other day, am currently reading The Crying of Lot 49 (forgive me, I do not know how to italicize) and I have Don DeLillo's White Noise sitting right here on my desk staring at me…

Will update later.

Well now I'm sitting here, uh, uh, commenting to myself.

Well now I'm sitting here, uh, uh, commenting to myself.