Suck it, haters.

Yeah, Drew needs to do everyone a favor and STOP PREDICTING SHIT.

+1 cup filled with the tears of haters

I showed up here today just to get my fill of the sweet, sweet Magary tears. Delicious.

I adore the taste of your bitter tears.

Hi, I read a lot of Deadspin stuff. I’ve had to endure a lot of sour puss New York trash people complain about Boston, the Patriots (and plenty of other people and things). I don’t really care, because most of it is funny and in good jest. But god damn I love the hate seething from your trash pile of a city and…

I thought you guys work in New York

I love delicious tears in the morning. It tastes like victory.