It would be a rather quick trip, I hear.

“I told you that Instagram influencer was a giant chicken!”

I always thought he needed to go on tour with Johnny Cash and Johnny Paycheck. They were named after money long before the rappers did it.

His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

Oh yeah, the Yakuza games are packed with major (middle aged) Japanese celebs! 

Oh true, I didn’t even consider that. Despite Kiryu, Ichiban, and Takuyaki all being middle-aged dudes, they’re all modeled after/voiced by celebrities so it probably ends up being somewhat of an easier pitch to producers

Honestly, I think this is one reason why he’s really be into the game — Nagoshi’s games are filled with (famous) people with interesting faces so when he sees a game filled with non-famous interesting faces, he’s probably intrigued.

“All this money and development time is being spent on this middle-aged dude.”He applauded the resolve to entrust things in such a character. From what Nagoshi said, it doesn’t seem like that would be possible in Japan. Perhaps he thinks game companies would prefer a younger protagonist, which is certainly more…

We may have avoided some things by postponing those Olympics...

I think Mortal’s point was, that EVEN with all that stuff he has to go through, he knows enough to put together an impressive rig. Which, well, I mean, yeah.

So now I don’t even have the being a nerd excuse for my average body. Thanks Henry...

That cgi beard is flawless.

“he doesn’t remember it, he was a baby” now I’m imagining the internet chanting this like “his name is robert paulson”

That actually looks pretty sick

There.

I wouldn’t have believed it possible, but this is way way better, like it looks really good. This should’ve been what they did.

translucent black would be cool. 

I think it would’ve looked better had the cases been black: