Mallo for Super Smash Bros!
I can't even make out what anything is supposed to be on each card. I feel drunk.
Forget Shia and her 'talent', it's all about Impa.
True story: I asked Nature Valley to send me some coupons and they sent me like an $25-30 gift certificate instead.
I'm 90% sure I've seen Nature Valley used as a censor in hentai.
If you thought the second Black Ops game took some technical liberties, hoo boy. This one is going full-blown science-fiction. Note that the game doesn't just star the vocal talents of Kevin Spacey; the guy is literally in the game.
You would notice that, Satan.
Kinda reminds me of a more gun-happy version of Dishonored. I mean, a lot of the videos for this game seem quite "dumb shooter," but I'm still intrigued. Looks like fun. One of those games you get in a bargain bin 3 years from now when it's $22.47 and you say to yourself, "oh yeah! I always wanted to play this!"
Rocking heels to highskewl, so fetch
Spider-Tank,
This just took a turn into Saints Row territory.
I'm pretty sure you could even set that song to someone brushing their teeth and I'd get chills.
Funny thing is, if you take Bioshock Infinite's ending into account...