People are horrible. While I don’t find Leslie particularly funny, I have never once thought that “hey, let’s try and ruin her life”. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

95% of why I choose a place is the food. The other 5% is whether I will actually be able to hear the people I’m with and not be shoved into someone’s armpit. Very few things matter to me less than “atmosphere.”

Thank you for stating this. This is my point exactly. Bobbi, and any professional artistry educator will teach to this exact thing because it’s the way it is. It’s hard to explain that to someone who doesn’t want to acknowledge that there are perceptible differences—not valuations— to our skin that require different…

Mine would feature “You Accidentally Stole that Towel from the Gym Again,” “What Am I Going to Do With All This Damn Eggplant,” and “Thank God It’s Not 100 Degrees Anymore.”

So...whose billy goat IS this?

Ahh, but you’re assuming women wear foundation to “correct” their skin. But many don’t: it also functions as a way to celebrate and validate beautiful skin (not even going into how it reinforces certain values centering around “femininity”). Which is why it’s race related: the underlying dismissive assumption that…

Seriously, I need this too. Also “Which One of Y’all Left The Light On?” and “Leave Him/Her Alone” and “Please Go Outside and Play.” (I have 3 kids. Summer is long.)

That “Baa, baa, baa” is the single highest highlight of my day today.

Might even say the

Goats are so freaking adorable. Every year for Christmas Mr. Dog gives me the ‘Goats in Trees’ calendar so I have pictures of happy climbing goats to cheer up my office.

The Hamiltones need to provide the soundtrack to my life. I want there to be an album sold on tv with tracks scrolling up like Damn, Where My Keys? and some white dude saying, “But wait! There’s more!” and then that classic hit, You Hungry? I Could Eat would be the next one. 10 dollars plus shipping and handling. I…

I am guessing the whole private college wasn’t as spendy with Dad paying for the whole thing either...

Estee Lauder, Lancome, Bobbi Brown, MAC, NARS, Laura Mercier, Armani, Smashbox, Urban, Hourglass, to name a few options you may have been unaware of...

fun fact:

I was hired by my photo studio to train their new person on makeup techniques for non-white skin tones as well as flattering eye shadow techniques for shapes common to Eastern and Southeastern Asian eyes. Basically, I was to provide her diversity training in a job where we would be more or less equals, but I came into…

There were a few times watching Parks & Rec that I would notice Retta’s makeup looking really weird: sometimes it was really blue and other times it was really gray/silvery. And I thought, “If the makeup artists can’t get it right on a highly successful network television show, then what hope do people in real life…

BECCA has been the most consistent with their ranges of foundation & concealers(at least since I started using 2-3 years ago).

A very tiny subset of Millennials weren’t biting. All they cared about was 18-24 year old men, not the 15-36 year old men and women that make up the generation.

I know. And I thought 2015 was terrible and that 2016 would have to improve, but it’s just continued the ever-downward spiral.

Something about rats jumping ship... something about “even the fleas are jumping off the rats”... I’ll try to get back to you by the end of business.