If people serving food are so brilliant why aren't they splitting atoms or something?

You have obviously never worked a job where you have to deal with the public. These assholes DO exist, and you encounter them every single fucking day. And, may I note, the reason many of us remember the assholes is for having the kind of attitude you are exhibiting: that we are stupid and not worth treating like a…

I've said this before and I'll say it again: there is no acceptable breast size - you're either told to get padded bras/push-up bras/water bras/etc or to get a minimizer bra/separating bra/etc. Your breasts will always be too small or too big. It sucks for everyone.