Soon.

And 3 months later, the babies!

“Hey, baby, if you think my head and neck look like a wrinkled near-dead turtle, wait’ll you see what I got downstairs.”

Honestly, I’m not picking up any angry in her. Mostly I just sense “dead inside”.

I assume I’m not the first to note this.

Why does it seem like the marionette strings working the two halves of her face are run by two different crews that aren’t on speaking terms?

Tough to say. He may have learned to get girls. OTOH, he’s from Kentucky*. It’s not impossible all his liaisons have been with women who think female orgasms are a myth.

This is good.

mmmmm...can’t you just imagine Mitch’s bespectacled head bumping rhythmically against your torso? Haaaaaawt!

Dude I’m eating dinner.

How timely. I just found out that I need to see a hematologist/oncologist. When I called to find out how long it will be before I can get an appointment, they asked for my background. The new-patient coordinator said I can get in within the next two or three weeks because I have a “malignant diagnosis.” It’s possible…

Honey, I feel you. I do not think I have felt this low, politically, since right after the election. The Supreme Court’s decision today on a temporary reinstatement of Cheeto Hitler’s travel ban is just so depressing, I can’t even tell you.. And I’m not even that invested in that issue personally. But it speaks to…

The San Diego Free Press has the best name for this bill. The “Better Care Reconciliation Act” plan should be referred to as BCRAP.

Wasn’t their original plan to lower premiums? Are they even trying to do what they said they would?

I hooked up with a dude in GTMO who only told me after sex that he was married (how convenient when your wife and kids live a 1000 miles away). I was pissed because i never would have consented to sex with a married man. Sorry you are going through this.

It’s not about the edibility though. It’s about the presentation. You hit a few bumps in a car or turbulence in the air and its done. Game over man. Game over.

Yep, Gorsuch is going to be worth every penny when he rules in favor of the baker on this one.

sounds like the GOP is getting what they paid for with gorsuch. I hope they all die.

Not for nothing, but it’s Monday morning after Pride. Can’t they at least wait for me to have my 4th cup of coffee before they start shitting on the week?

I feel like the entire country is being gaslighted (gaslit?). Every goddamn day it’s something new with these people.