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She’s had work on those deep-ass nasolabial folds (no hate, I get botox). That and the nose job + veneers created lizard nostrils. Goes nice with the shark eyes. She also has coke nose.

He even tried to kiss Pence once. 😳

He wanted to be Robert Downey Jr. from the Weird Science era so hard.

Apparently it was this cake. What kind of postmodern hell scape do I live in? Time to break out the wine early today.

My sister and I call it “beetle cake” for a reason. Red velvet baked goods are often colored with carmine, or other dyes made from the puréed bright pinkish red guts of tiny insects indigenous to the Americas.

My daughter and I watched it, and his speech matched the transcript provided above. It was only the last part, “fuck ‘em,” that was cut off.

You are not being forced at gunpoint to be here, to click on or read the articles, Derpy Hooker.