My 13 year old daughter does special fx! She’s attending a camp for it next week and I’m really excited. She’s self-taught so far so it’ll be interesting to see how/if she changes technique with instruction. Here’s her latest:

I cannot believe how sheltered these people (Trump supporters (and family)) are. They call US snowflakes while whining (non-stop) on facebook about how mean we are to Trump, TRUMP! A person who built an empire on being mean, a person who whined about Obama for 7 years.

I have it on good authority that several parents who send their kids to the private academy where Barron is attending are not pleased about him attending that school. Not so much concerns regarding the secret service protection and curious media but the values or lack there of the Trump family bring to the school are…

Yes. And we can only imagine what was said or what other bribe-y sorts of things were given, promised or offered. With Trump there is no lower limit.

These are Melania’s parents.

It won’t happen. Trump had the audacity to tell the Brits that he wanted a ride in a gold carriage with the Queen (hahahaha!) and it was met with radio silence. I believe that’s the polite British way of saying ‘No, and fuck you.’ Honestly, I think that the refusal to let him ride in a carriage and, to a lesser…

I want him to have a heart attack and fall down some stairs on camera.

I Really hope nothing too big happens in the next few years so that we can kind of, I don’t know how to put it exactly, I guess, skim over this portion of history in the textbooks later on.

 THIS is how you get off Marine and Air Force One, okay? Just sayin’. Never Forget.

You know, there’s no downside to this story! Either he has to stay here, which is annoying for us, but will also irritate him, and make him feel stressed and accelerate his upcoming stroke. Or, he’ll go to Great Britain, and encounter thousands upon thousands of people flipping him the bird and holding up rude and…

After all the hand slapping they are probably doing it on purpose to stop the talk. I hope Trump drops dead, I am not apologetic, he’s a monster and a fucking waste of air.  

But look at her (gasp!) whore shoulders!

(Crickets from all the whiny pearl clutchers who thought Michelle Obama’s shoulders needed to be covered.)

Let’s be real - he’s already kind of imploding. He complained he thought it would be easier, whined about everything being unfair, and he barely wheezed his fat ass through his mild 9 day trip. It’s like watching a Jack-o-lantern rot on the stoop, which I believe is one of the first euphemisms Jezebel used for him and…

This is my goal in life. To push him and push him until he snaps like a dry twig.

We should be spared the spectacle of our American Idiot riding through London in a gilded carriage like the toddler everyone hates. I might snap for real.

If we hurt his feelings enough, will he cancel his US visit?

If we’re mean enough will he cancel his presidency?

This is why I refuse to date any man who says his ex wife is crazy.

This one time, I had a boss who invited me out to lunch. When I got there, I realized I was the only invitee. He put his hand on my leg and said, “I hope we are going to have a great working relationship.”

And for this guy, as a politician, to then go back and write a memo: ‘Oh, I felt threatened.’ He felt so threatened — but he didn’t do anything.”