I mean, technically the last dude’s cum I swallowed could have been a child but no one is accusing me of being a cannibal.

FUCK YOU.

I will confess that I do not own a pair of sweatpants. I do not like the idea of wearing them.

Unshaved bushes are beautiful and I will not ever listen to anything else.

Guys, I went looking for this

oh my god marry me and then write a book and then marry me again

Because nothing screams dignity like someone taking a picture of you without permission in order to portray your life situation as a dire absurdity in contrast with the product they're trying to advertise.

LOL, oh, you TRIED. That's so cute! *shakes head*

And presented as faceless, completely interchangeable objects. WOW SO ORIGINAL.

Or from a textbook describing sexism. Faceless, ass-first, half-naked in a row like cuts of meat under glass.

Men fully clothed. Women almost naked. Yawn.

I'll say it. I like the Kardashians. I find them hilarious. Deep? No. Hilarious? Yes. I find the constant hand wringing over them really bizarre. They're business people who's business is obviously shallow and based on self promotion, but good god this is America no? They're not the first to use that approach to get…

Not sad about it. I'm sick of people acting like Joan Rivers was a effing saint now that she has passed. Much of her professional persona was based on making vile jokes about people's appearance (see her joke that Avatar was shot on Gabourey Sidibe for just one example). She may have been a nice person personally, I…

Yes, because Hollywood loves old rich men, especially if they're rapists, child-molesters, and crooks.

Looks like insensitive and unfunny statements survived the crash. :(

idk about you but I lick that shit with surgical precision.

Sorry, "Fertilize"?

When you use the word inseminate, it sounds so formal

Porn encourages rape culture. End of fucking story. Anyone else who says differently is 100% delusional. Stop bubble wrapping the issue with your stupid empowerment/sex positivity bullshit.

Some porn does encourage rape culture, yeah. Much like some video games encourage rape culture. And some movies encourage rape culture. But no one would say that because Custer's Revenge or Basic Instinct, then video games and movies must always and forever equal a part of rape culture by their nature. That would…