I'm glad for you but how weird for you to compare your relationship to mine....

Wonder if he'll put out a sequel where he takes pics of himself with a board that says "have my baby!" and "make a tiny little me!" for a year...

Have you sat down and had a long talk with your husband?

My husband, not overly sentimental, says to me on Sunday "Aww, did you see that latest proposal video? It's cute."

My first thought was, all black everything including Katy's hair.

DO NOT TELL ME WHAT IS IN THE BIBLE FUCK YOU I NEED TO POST THIS ON FACEBOOK OR ELSE

I have a habit in the morning of turning on the shower, and while waiting for the water to warm up, I poop. I poop in the toilet, by the way... not in the shower, if you guys needed that clarification. Anyways, because I don't want to flush and make the water boiling hot (which I have no idea if this is even the…

I have wanted to smack the heck out of my kid. Never did though, because I am not a parent the way my mom was a parent, and I can recognize that my child is a happy child in a way I never was. The handful of times I have felt like doing it I was able to recognize that I was the problem, step back, and be a better…

My future FIL was outraged because I sent our e-STD (hehe), addressed to both he and my MIL, only to my MIL's email address. This is because Paperless Post gives you the option to request that people send back their snail mail addresses for when you're doing the actual invitation and i didn't want a bunch of…

I had a horrible disaster with my wedding invitations.

I feel bad for her in the sense that it must be hard being constantly compared to Kendall, who is just an absolute genetic marvel.

Oh and FTR I think it's sketchy of Scott too, but he's not the subject of this discussion.

I specifically did not say "friends." Nobody would mind "friends." She's overly close, touchy, and seems to enjoy having secrets with them, especially Scott. In the Hamptons this summer she called herself and him the Queen and King and they had all these activities together without Kourtney, who was clearly upset by…

I mean.........

I feel reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally strongly negative about piercing babys' ears. Just because it's become normalized people think it's okay. What if I wanted to get my baby's septum pierced? How many people do you think would think that's fucked up. Piercings are a really personal choice, and plenty of women go…

I worked as an assistant manager of a theater all through college, and man, I'm glad I wasn't there for this movie (I did have to deal with "The Passion of the Christ" though, which is a whole other story). Theater employees have to deal with the absolute worst on top of getting paid low wages with no tips. We saw it…

No, she's right. Stars and execs routinely fly first. Why should she be treated any differently? That's bullshit. And $50,000 is a pittance for a movie. Yeah, I know, that's what she signed up for. But it's also what the producers knew they could get away with, because roles like that don't come along every day…

Well, I'm glad that you've determined that it wasn't a big deal. I, and a lot of other people I know, were similarly forced to say our prayers, and had religion we did not want pushed down our throats in many ways. It's lead to a lot of bullshit in all of our lives. I don't object to raising kids in faith. I object to…

It's not always an epic decision for everyone. If I got pregnant right now, it wouldn't be an epic decision. I'm not in a place where it is financially feasible for me to have children right now and I'm 99.75% sure that I never want children. I am 100% sure that I don't want to give birth to a child I will then give…

Is it bad that my first thought was "What a savings!"