I just want to say, I avoid the comment sections of trans articles like the plague but Jezebel is my exception. It is very rare to see any comment on here that is anything less than totally supportive and I can’t tell you how good that makes me feel. There are times (a lot of them) when I lose faith in humanity and am…

Rob is a bum who can’t live on his own or be bothered to do anything with his life, despite all his opportunities. He’s lucky his family is rich. I don’t feel bad for him at all. The family has tried to help him multiple times to no avail. He needs to get his shit together.

Go easy, Lovegood, we read your dad’s publication during the great wizard war.

It amazes me how cheaters chastise about the honor code. Suddenly “honor” matters but not enough to honor their own vows or relationship committment. Yup, I’m singin’ like a canary.

Me too. I would definitely want to know if I’m being cheated on. It is your business, friends and family, my well being is your business, TELL ME.

I know right? My parents have been divorced for years, but the next call my mother would make after ratting me out would be to my dad, so he could get his pound of flesh too. Then all of her sisters/my aunts who helped raise me.

I recall a friend telling me (many years ago) that Navy nuclear subs used to have two crews, a Blue crew and a Gold crew, which alternated. While the Blue crew was at sea for several months, the Gold crew was ashore for training, etc.

Oh no! My friend has been lying to me about being Jewish since childhood just to build up for this story. That’s a LONG con.

Growing up I was friendly with the few Jewish kids in my school and one summer I vividly remember saying to my parents, when I was about 7 or 8, “all the Jewish kids are going to camp, why can’t I?” It was a two-week camp organized by the synagogue. My father’s only response (WWII veteran) was “don’t talk about how…

Daaaaaaaaaamn.

Still qualifies as a “sick burn” I’d say ;)

I just remembered a great one! Last month, my friend - who is the chillest, least confrontational, most mild-mannered person in the whole world - was visiting Israel and he ran into some German lady who was like, “Why can’t there just be peace?” My friend was all, “Yeah, totally” (my friend and I are both Jewish but…

Wait is Marc Jacobs the one with the stalker that shows up every once in awhile claiming he ripped off her designs??

Seriously? I mean, they are doing revisions, which is the closest you can get on TV to watching reconstructive surgery, which is the fucking COOLEST. What they're doing is actually TECHNICALLY pretty difficult, because you're dealing with scarred and unstable tissue. Plus they regularly feature patient assessments…

"We're not drumming up fake drama to be interesting." Wonder if that was a dig at his ex-wife's past reality show Housewives of Beverly Hills? I know a lot of that crap can't possibly be real.

Since we’re sharing info here (yours is really interesting by the way! not something I would have known): typical use has nothing to do with gangbangs or how much sex you have, just with how you take the pill. Ideal use is once a day, at the exact same time every day. Typical use is missing a day here and there,…

Obviously I wasn’t there, but she was pretty damn convincing when she told the story.

PLEASE make AnthroIRL like, yesterday.

I went to prom for the sole reason that I really wanted an excuse to buy this snakeskin patterned flapper dress from LAMB.