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Clearly they didn’t photoshop all the “crap” out- you can still hear the song! Hey-o!!

republicans thrive on low voter turnout.

Just put me in charge of the green tea KitKat line, I’ll make sure no defective....or non defective KitKat makes it out of the warehouse.

Every time a customer complains about a defective Kit Kat, this guy gets 5 lashes.

I work at Pepperidge Farm in Willard, Ohio and the amount of cookies getting checked is insane. We have people who regularly check the cookies on the line in samples for baking consistency and taste. Those cookies are frickin’ awesome fresh off out of the oven!

All the costumes seem so meticulously made even from watching them on television or checking out tutorials on people’s blogs. It’s so great to see the pride participants take in their craft.

Before. Because I’m a dirty garbage person.

I mean, the worst internet flame war I ever saw was between women who sit and women who “hover”. The hoverers think the sitters are vile filthy creatures, and the sitters are like “it wouldn’t be gross if you weren’t spraying pee everywhere!” It went on for MONTHS.

I have seen some things in the women’s room. I think it’s funny/quaint/sad that men think it’s somehow better in there. No, it is not.

Lost me at Rhonda, I’m not big on transphobia.

He perpetually looks like he just had a tooth removed and forgot to remove the dentist’s super absorbent cotton rolls from his cheeks.

So white amirite?

I want to know more about them dealing with Jenner’s politics, as mentioned at 2:45 in the video. That’s the part that finally looked interesting. Jenner still subscribes to conservative Republicanism, even with the hateful gender politics they engage in. How can she, as someone who is doubly hated, as a woman and

I just watched this show for the first time yesterday and while it’s great that Caitlyn is bringing together trans women to discuss all important things in such a public forum, damn if I don’t dislike her. The entire time I was like okay, well good for her, but she’s so fucking obnoxious.

Yes, how dare we treat other people with respect!

Women are very experienced in cleaning up blood so we get away with it more often.

Plus I’m pretty sure Denny Hastert didn’t dress up in women’s clothing when he hurt children.

Charlotte actually passed the original ordinance for the LGBT rights that prompted the right wing in Raleigh to pass HB2. Charlotte is a blue city in a red state and it really fucking sucks. Also not a small city, we’re twice the size of Atlanta in square miles and have a larger population in the city limits. We’re

He’ll build the best wall, and he’ll make the Titans pay for it!