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So I just learned about the manatee thing (that it’s illegal to interact with them) recently and it breaks my heart. I was working on a project for work where I saw footage of this manatee going up to people on a boat and they LOVE people. Like to a heartbreaking degree. They bob around like dogs and try to get people

“To have certain groups that can dispense privilege and advantage in very significant ways that exclude individuals from membership is very troubling”

Sia is Sia’s biggest fan

I know, taking multimillion dollar bribes from corporations in exchange for lucrative contracts with foreign governments and then refusing to turn over your private server until the incriminating emails can be purged is so yawn.

14 YOs who have to support themselves tend to wise up very early.

What a fabulous read.

1) Use the coupons for the hottest salsa you can get.

I’m autistic, so dealing with people gives me anxiety. Machines not so much. Self-checkout, no matter how big the order, is a breeze for me compared with having to make small talk. I don’t have trouble with it. I just follow the instructions and it does what it’s supposed to do.

Poor child! Hope he is taken care of now. Do you think the kid saw puppies eating and figured out he could join in too? (Also, first reaction is “Ewwww dog milk?” But in reality how is it any grosser than cow milk? Neither is our species.)

I want to want to have sex more than I actually want to have sex.

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

Girl just let that awkward response come! Then you know where you stand and there’s none of this “who knows what’s going on with us?” stuff happening.

I will take the baby!

I can see the economic and emotional losses here, though. I think the difference is that I don’t see these as a consequence of their daughter’s race (making it the fault of an innocent baby and frankly quite racist) but as a consequence of the clinic’s massive fuckup and irresponsible handling of their sperm.

“Very stressful situation”? No, waiting on line at the bank is a “very stressful situation”.

womb for rent

This is sickening. A woman does something newsworthy (whether you think it’s right) and all you people can do is mock her appearance? All that matters is whether she’s fuckable? Whether her hair looks good? If the media makes a comment about Hillary Clinton’s suit or Zendaya’s dreadlocks you’re all over them, but if

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.

Oh, they aren’t responsible, they’re just objects. The brother ruined another family’s property, so now his family’s property should be ruined.

Just to be clear..Mayweather is dogshit and he deserves to suffer, and I really don’t know anything about Rousey, but...