2 feet, 3 feet? I’m not sure it makes a vas deferens.

Sounds like two movies that will play for one weekend at a cinema far, far away from me.

So I just learned about the manatee thing (that it’s illegal to interact with them) recently and it breaks my heart. I was working on a project for work where I saw footage of this manatee going up to people on a boat and they LOVE people. Like to a heartbreaking degree. They bob around like dogs and try to get people…

I was working Game Empire (San Diego) in college, a mixed comics and game stone. Comics were part of the business, but most revenue came from gaming and physical games at that: boardgames, miniatures, role playing games, nothing that required a computer or batteries. There was the usual sort of stupidity that one…

I think it’s fine for shows to grow up with us. Here in Chile we had El Show Del Profesor Rossa, who was a science teacher with a big yellow guy-in-a-birdsuit companion. It was aimed to kids, obviously, but then we the kids grew up, and then the show came back, twenty years later, with double entendre jokes and an…

Apparently it’s because we killed Jesus, who was an Engineer.

The Muppet Show was never intended to be a kids’ show with a couple of inside jokes here and there for the adults. That was and is Sesame Street. The Muppet Show was intended to be family-friendly, but it was not made for children.

I hate to point it out, but one of the reasons the whole theater format worked in the 70’s was because well...a lot of shows still were in theaters like that one. Austin City Limits used to be broadcast nationwide, for example, and was done in a vaudeville sort of theater, for example. In the modern day, I can’t think…

“To have certain groups that can dispense privilege and advantage in very significant ways that exclude individuals from membership is very troubling”

Sia is Sia’s biggest fan

I know, taking multimillion dollar bribes from corporations in exchange for lucrative contracts with foreign governments and then refusing to turn over your private server until the incriminating emails can be purged is so yawn.

14 YOs who have to support themselves tend to wise up very early.

Witnesses to the explosion were like “Meh, Phuket.”

What a fabulous read.

1) Use the coupons for the hottest salsa you can get.

I’m autistic, so dealing with people gives me anxiety. Machines not so much. Self-checkout, no matter how big the order, is a breeze for me compared with having to make small talk. I don’t have trouble with it. I just follow the instructions and it does what it’s supposed to do.

Poor child! Hope he is taken care of now. Do you think the kid saw puppies eating and figured out he could join in too? (Also, first reaction is “Ewwww dog milk?” But in reality how is it any grosser than cow milk? Neither is our species.)

I want to want to have sex more than I actually want to have sex.

Here’s probably the best known (in my mind, at least) of the Quay brothers’ work.