I’m third generation. I don’t even speak Spanish.

Fuck this. What he’s saying is that it is crass to be beholden to the rich despite their intent. This is just another way of her being crass about money coming her way in the name of her for the “goodwill” of the party. Its what her whole career has been about. If Clooney wants to hold a fundraiser for the Democrat…

My mother wen to the caucuses in WA yesterday, and she said that all the old people her age were for Hillary. They didn’t give a damn what the millenials thought about at the issues at hand. They did not engage in discussion. They just voted and left. When it was time to assign delegates, there were no Hillary…

Thanks for giving the guy who called me an anchor baby and to go back to Mexico the benefit of the doubt. Thanks for supporting blatant racism. You’re not divisive at all, you selfish cunt.

Yeah, but at five bucks a pop, I want something that lasts longer than three minutes. I also miss though balloons....

Ring finger I suppose...

And you be a horrible mother

This is just pure Lem-ian sci-fi! Like a Prix Pilot short!

Dreams? Those weren’t dreams.

I was once in line for some nachos when this couple and their friend came up behind me. One guy was talking about how much he LOVES horchata and absolutely couldn’t wait to share it with his boyfriend. So, as I was waiting for my nachos, they guy walks over, stands by me to wait for their friend, takes a sip, and…

He is a race baiting coward.

I live I a flop house above a bar. Sometimes the gate doesn’t close, and prostitutes come sit on the steps for breaks. I brought one water once and let her use my lighter for her crack pipe. She didn’t want my weed instead. I am also Latino, an ex felon, a blue collar worker, and voter for Bernie Sanders. Guess I’m…

Javier Pulido is one of the greatest unsung cartoonists in mainstream comics.

And Xombi!

FIne, now we both don’t got any Porsches!

Pretty sure that’s why he went to the doctor. To cut him some slack.

I had an ex who loved small penises because she could put the whole thing and balls in her mouth at once. So, people do like it.

Old man balls can get low.

I just looooooovvvvveeeee food based mustachioed scatological psychological horror. Its what brought my wife and I together.

I loved Speed Racer!