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LumpySpaghetti
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Everyone should sign a prenup regardless of income.

I truly hate her.

I went to a scout camp one year on the beach. Every night hundreds of jelly fish would wash up on the sand. So being the fat, little jerk that I was, I put one on my head and pretended to be a Jewish Aquaman. The jelly fish would not have that and proceeded to sting me red. We just learned that trip that pee makes the

Same here, but only as a passing act of dominance.

Rich, handsome guy gets free Ferrari rides with clean hookers.

He’s angry cause he was saving Cecil for his 100th birthday!

Amen to that!

They already have “a nature preserve”. Its called immediate compulsory expulsion during investigation.

Both the accuser and the accused need proper counsel. It is hard on both parties, and its terrible where one gets the benefit of proper school funded support over the other during the course of the investigation and tribunal.

When a student is expelled and transferred, the reason why is always on their transcript. When employers ask why, it is on the transcript. They are branded regardless of actual legal outcome.

YOLO

You can haz all da fives!

Cause men have reproductive rights too!

Plus, free seat!

Oh reaeelllyyy......

As a man with an, um, hum, shoo be do waaaa, uhhh....modest penis, I’v read about people with really large one just let them get half mast or else they would just lose interest.

It’s all for the male gaze.

Ever since I started to heavily delve into the stories of John Wagner, it seems that’s who Ennis really, truly wants to be, but he knows he will never be good enough. Once I read his Kev books, I knew I was wasting my time.

I always wish Lapham would stop slumming it with Crossed and his dumb Avatar books and just soley focus on pumping out Stray Bullets or finally that one sci-fi comic he planned YEARS ago.