Needs Murray Walker on the call.

You are correct. No dogs were involved at any point.

This commercial was incredible cheesy (“you did it!” uh, REALLY?) but I still watched because, Vulcan

Then! Then he DRANK the winner’s champagne. Come on. The Indy 500 winner doesn't hand a random the milk after wining. Epic fail for #teamLH

The 2010 I-totally-thought-that-was-a-TVR Devon GTX looks pretty good, even if you can tell they’ve just been doing burnouts and donuts in the background of the press image.

Go back inside, your mommy needs to change your diaper…

This.

When I was younger I worried that my motorcycle would be the thing that killed me; now as I grow older I worry that it won’t be.

RIP Michael.

Yeah, that’s totally what marijuana does to someone.

Wellll.....no. It’s a lot heavier than the Mini, but I wouldn’t describe the Mustang as particularly heavy. From the factory, that Mustang weighed between 2,500 and 3,000 pounds. In other words, it weighed between an Alfa 4C and a 981 Cayman, new. It was lighter than an Audi TT, BMW i8, or Lamborghini Huracan. Classic…

Dang son, that’s some serious salt for so early in the morning.....

au contrare — prost is not underrated, just not particularly loved.

Wheel design peaked in the mid-1980s, if you ask me.

He wasn’t being impatient. Hulkenberg was penalized 5 seconds for driving “unnecessarily” slow on the run into pit line.

American Super GT or DTM, yeah.

Those engines really do make such a soothing, beastly sound though. It’s like hearing a lion snore...you know when it wakes up, it’s going to kill something.

It’s a botched system, it gave us the same results with about 1/4 the drama. There were repeatedly zero cars on the track when qualifying sessions were still open. Your definition of botched is extremely narrow-minded, or you’re banging Bernie.

Shut the fuck up.

Using your logic, you wasted time writing what you wrote and your time could have been spent more productively, like going to a Red Cross and packing humanitarian resources for the people in need.

WWI, not WWII, Diffikult D. WWII in Europe occurred because, after beating the Germans into submission in 1918, we allies failed to win the peace. Instead we enacted onerous demands upon the Germans, driving them into abject poverty and dismay until they were ready for someone like Hitler. Fortunately we did not…