Michelin Pilot Sport Cup 2!?
A DeLorean fitted with these could break the 8 minutes mark! (I'm exaggerating, but it's a bit of overkill; I'm pretty sure a real "bone stock" version with "regular" tires wouldn't even break the 9 minutes mark)

Beats being covered in 70' of plastic... hah! amirite!

wait you have a bear wielding an anglegrinder in your garage? what do you feed it? and how do you keep it from escaping?