One of the services an elite boarding school provides is covering up all the bad stuff kids do like drugs, underage sex and drinking, minor crime, etc. Seriously... my landlord in Cambridge MA was able to buy six buildings because he was a lawyer on retainer at a number of these schools, getting rich kids out of drug…

Same story, different school. My god:

I remember when I first learned that there had to be male witnesses to a rape in Saudi Arabia and how outraged I was... every time I read another story like this, I lose a little more hope in this country. I can’t decide whether I feel more rage or despair.

Gibbs was fired only after a male student saw him photographing a nude female student.

Gibbs was fired only after a male student saw him photographing a nude female student.

It’s all about gravitas. We is srs news ntwrk, youguise.

The Republican congress won't let him govern, so he has to pass his time somehow.

I think it’s brilliant. He goes to SNL because people watch SNL. Nobody is watching cspan.

He’s using media to promote policies. It’s smart. It’s bringing the policy discourse to people who might not be engaged.

Um, maybe you’re the thirsty one David Spade. Nobody gives any sort of fuck what you think about basically anything.

+5

I think this needs more five pointed stars.

“...the five-pointed star is one of the most commonly cited symbols of the Bloods gang.”

Also a members, apparently:

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

Uhhh... did you see his reaction? He kind of flicks his tongue a little... I’m thinking it’s at least a 50/50

May he.

Well, can he?

Translation: The Showboating Black Man Burned My Daughters Eyes With His Black Dancing Acid.