“They say a wall is medieval—well, so is a wheel,” Pres. Trump says at meeting near southern border. “A wheel is older than a wall.”

It’s less about someone liking his beard; I just find it unbelievable that Ted Cruz has a friend

Hitler had walls. Check and mate.

Holy shit, where did you find that?  

lmao

Hooray!

Ah, the Giuliani Defense.

Step 1: “My client committed no crime.”
Step 2: “What my client did was not a crime.”
Step 3: “Who among us hasn’t committed a crime?” 

A desperately needed eye-cleanser after that top photo..

Just further evidence that a subsection of humans are regretting toward Neanderthal status.

“Don’t you think Vicky looks tired?”

The DCEU Gets Its Very Own Thor: Ragnarok

Former Hill staffer here...

Violent, down-punching regimes installed in poor neighbors; fleeing brown refugees villiainized.

This exchange can be translated into so many situations. Douglass Adams is sorely missed.

+1 Towel

Next election in Kansas:

My daily prayers include begging that a virus with a 100% mortality rate spreads across the globe targeting those with activity in the parts of the brain associated with bigotry and racism.