lmao

Hooray!

Ah, the Giuliani Defense.

Step 1: “My client committed no crime.”
Step 2: “What my client did was not a crime.”
Step 3: “Who among us hasn’t committed a crime?” 

A desperately needed eye-cleanser after that top photo..

Just further evidence that a subsection of humans are regretting toward Neanderthal status.

Former Hill staffer here...

Violent, down-punching regimes installed in poor neighbors; fleeing brown refugees villiainized.

This exchange can be translated into so many situations. Douglass Adams is sorely missed.

+1 Towel

Next election in Kansas:

His will be done, amen.

My daily prayers include begging that a virus with a 100% mortality rate spreads across the globe targeting those with activity in the parts of the brain associated with bigotry and racism.

I have to assume this is fake news as it was on USA Today. trump told me it was fake news, therefore it is fake news.

There is no such thing as a Republican moderate, only enthusiastic enablers of rape, treason, and white supremacy.

So happy to see Adam Scott back. I don’t feel like his absence hurt last season at all but I did find myself occasionally wondering if they were going to pick his character back up at some point.

The best Witchcraft...

“Your orgasm is in another castle.”

Haven’t seen such a sad attempt at facial hair since